I'll tell all you guys a secret: women hate it when you use the word "cocksucker" as an insult. You know why? It's pretty easy. Every guy who's reading this who doesn't want a woman to perform this service for him wants a man to do it. You guys are pretty inconsistent about whether this is a desirable or undesirable act. You can't ask someone to be what you just declared someone you hate or want to dismiss to be.
Instead, try to work it into conversation as a positive thing. "Dude, the cafeteria has free pie this afternoon." "That's the most spuzz-gargling news I've heard all day!" Work on making the phrase as positive as the act and some day you can ask your kids, "How was school today, kids?" "School sucked a big fat one today, Dad!" "Excellent."
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