Career Advice

I think one of the greatest jobs ever would be Dumbbell Engineer.  Imagine going in to see your boss at the end of the week and having him ask,
Boss - So, how did that 25 pound dumbbell design go?
You - Check it out.  Twenty.  Five.  Pounds, son.
B - Goddamnit, you've done it again.  Dare I ask, twenty-five point what?
Y - Twenty-five point zero.
B - That's a bonus check!