This Is Why I Don't Go to Church

http://blog.beliefnet.com/projectconversion/2011/08/dear-muhammad.html 

Just read this thing a friend from work posted talking about how beautiful it is, and I don't know what the fuck this guy poked into his keyboard.  These bobble-headed drones are sitting back critiquing this poor bastard as he apparently has a major psychotic break.  Dear fucking Jehosophat, people, get this man some Thorazine.

Rules for Living Number Whatever

Women are always cold.  Always.  Any woman who isn't currently wearing a full sweatsuit is just trying to look good.  Any woman who tells you she sleeps in the nude or walks around the house in panties is just trying to turn you on.